splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

Tit splooge

When excess fat and skin from your boobs hangs over the top of your bra.

Nancy's Tit splooge makes me want to gag.

by Megzors May 4, 2006

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003

Splooge

Sexual juices of the man kind

"I just splooged myself"

by Luke Price January 29, 2004

Splooge

A word other than Jizz, Come, Spunk or anything else that defines semen. Also see daddy juice

I'll splooge in your face a-hole.

by James "Buttmonkey III" Barlow April 14, 2005

The Splooge Mcduck

It is a sexual act performed on a women from a male,where as the male ejaculates onto the female's face and then proceeds to pelt the female with loose change. It mostly consist of throwing pennies.

I was having sex with this really mean, bitchy girl and since I didn't like her I decided to give her the Splooge Mcduck and proceeded to exit the bedroom shortly afterwards.

by Mr.Mcgibbles September 10, 2012