shit and split

Going into a house party or gathering. Taking a dump without flushing and leaving.

OMG what smells?? Oh NOOO is that shit in the toliet?? Did someone shit and split??

by MiR.D February 18, 2010

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Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

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Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

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Why are you looking for Splitgate here instead of Wikipedia? Anyways, Splitgate (known during development under the working title Splitgate: Arena Warfare) is a free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by 1047 Games. It was released on July 13, 2021 for Linux and Microsoft Windows on Steam, Xbox One, Xbox Series X/S, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation 5. The game revolves around Halo-inspired sci-fi combat in battle arenas where players can create wormhole portals between two points on the map that have been compared to those of the Portal series, and fire weapons or travel through those portals.

Dave: Bro, have you tried Splitgate yet? It’s so fun!

Freddy: No. What is it about?

Dave: It is a free-to-play first person shooter with portals.

Freddy: That sounds awesome!

by A Coalescent Being July 22, 2021

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Splitty McChekberg

A person who demands the check be split between odd numbers of diners with no rhyme or reason thus making payment extremely difficult for me or Chris to figure out.

We went to Greycliffs with Chrissy, but Splitty McChekberg showed up instead.

by scoresman May 24, 2011

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