Wack and splat

Where one masturbates into their hand, cupping their product in their hand to throw it at an unsuspecting individual.

I just heard that Jimmy got a good wack and splat from Tommy the other night!

by mastamind82 March 20, 2011

Natty Splats

The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.

Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats.

by Keith Parker May 28, 2006

splatpack

The term for a swollen vagina after vigorous "exercise" yet the owner of the vagina is still horny resulting in a swollen, wet bulge which upon impact creates a splat sound.

Damn, that bitch's splatpack just gushed on my hand.

Watch out when you go in there, I just gave that girl a nasty splatpack.

by Kale T January 7, 2008

splat tatt

tattoo on the lower back of a female also referred to a tramp stamp

when ashley bent over i saw her splat tatt

by skyler cleary April 7, 2008

Splatsy

To wet a clump of toilet paper and whip it at a wall so it sticks. When it dries out it will still be sticking.

Man did you see the splatsy in the bathroom? It was made up of at least four rolls of toilet paper!

by quack dealer January 9, 2012

Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013

pankus splatter

After retrieving your cock from the inner sanctum of your lovers ass, you commence to beat it against their backside until you have created a Jackson Pollock mud art masterpiece.

"With "hold me closer tiny dancer" softly playing in the background, I swiftly pulled my Johnson out of John, and commenced to pankus splatter his skin tone tabula rasa. It was my greatest work to date."

by Pam Custard April 17, 2014