Sladger

A big yellowy greeny turd, similar to diarrhoea, but with many many chunks of carrot, sweetcorn, mushroom, and hair in it.

Mate, I just did a fucking sladger in my pants, it felt real good!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle June 19, 2009

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS July 4, 2016

Spadge

Spage, also known as jism.

Oh no! some spadge has leaked in my pants!

by Rownalea October 3, 2005

spadger

this would be a term that a male can use to point out a nice looking or attractive

spadger left or spadger right

spagde hunter

got find myself a spadge

by jake cary-edwards July 27, 2007

spadge

A sentimental ejaculation, often accompanied by "I love you."

1) "Wiat for me to spadge. It'll be worth it."

2) See the Pamela and Tommy Lee video.

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

spadge

the combined juices of male and female after intercourse.

She stood up and dripped our spadge all over my chest.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004

Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017