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Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede
by taraishilarious October 21, 2010
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Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.
Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.
by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019
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Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.
by Dann131 October 21, 2011
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sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks
"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"
by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023
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Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
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NT-splaining

When neurotypical people try to explain autism to autistic adults, because they think they know better.
"People with autism don't have empathy."
"Actually, most autistics have a higher level of affective empathy than others. But since being able to read faces and body language is harder, levels of cognitive empathy aren't as high. We don't need you NT-splaining autism to us."
by bulbasaur_ggd September 5, 2021
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spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.
Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*
by Graham O' Brien October 20, 2008
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