Spizzank my Mizzonkey

A gangsta way to say that your not getting any pussy.
Also see masturbation.

Jo:What you doin tonight man?
Jim:Imma go spizzank my mizzonkey.

by Ducheon February 15, 2008

hizzo fo shizzo

of da chain
does what ever he wants

he's of da hizzo fo shizzo!

by 10 Cent August 5, 2003

spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 8, 2005

shizzolator

Someone who is constantly being crafty and witty.

Shotz is the biggest shizzolator of all time

by Dr. Dreezey March 25, 2003

spizz

Right before a man uses a urinal, he spits into. I don't know why, its just something men do.

After a big lunch, I had to spizz right before I started peeing

by Gabe from West Chester March 21, 2008

Spizzer

(spiz-er) noun : A (usually glass or pyrex) device commonly referred to as an 'oil burner', 'rose globe', 'incense burner', 'glass bubble', or an number of completely fictitious descriptions used in the hopeless attempt to disguise its obvious actual use for smoking methamphetamines.

Rutherford: Hey Calvington, whats that thing you always say bout chur pipe dude?

Calvington: (sings) I'm in love with a spizzer...

by Dr. Kandy November 21, 2011

Skizzors

Skizzors, is beautiful. She has big eyes hot dog lips and a long nose. She's passionate about everything she loves and supports her friends.
She also likes too summon demons on saterdays, color, make smoothies, and bath in the the blood of goats.

She's sweet.

Skizzors is a; reeeeeeeeeee

by Tbh I'm right December 9, 2019