spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

by thesaurus_rex March 13, 2008

spitzer

A very intelligent and accomplished person who does an extremely stupid thing which ruins his/her career.

My physics professor got caught plagiarizing from a grad student's research paper. What a spitzer!

by UD Reader July 7, 2008

swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer

A really easer trick on a fruit board often called a switch front heel flip

--Wow, your mum can swizzer-frizzer-hizzer-flizzer, she must smoke chronic.

--Yeah, I guess she must.

--Dude that is tubular

by Tim Medley October 16, 2003

sizzerp

sizzerp is Alcohol!!!!!!

Let's go sip on sum SIZZERP

by FROM DANVILLE, CALI January 12, 2005

shizzering

When one 'gets rad' with their exhaust pipe. The word dates back to the first ever ute drivers who after tuning their mufflers used to proceed with making love to it.

Woodley enjoys a bit of shizzering every now and then.

by My name is Simon. July 29, 2004

Spitzers

Knee-high socks.

I pulled up my spitzers and got busy.

Do you carry spitzers, or do you only have ankle-high socks?

Please take your spitzers off before we go to bed unless you're planning to pay me $1000 an hour for this!

by Cantor de Mambo December 26, 2008

Spizzerinctum

When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.

Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.

by Tor. November 29, 2009