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Writer's Sphere

A common affliction among writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one starts to write out an idea, but is unsure of how to precede with the story. Then the writer becomes interested in another idea and starts that one. The process is then repeated over and over until the writer goes back to the original story to finish it, only to find themselves in the same predicament as before.

Common among new writers. The affliction is normally cured after a story, regardless of which one, is completely finished.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I'm still stuck with writer's sphere, man.I can't seem to get out of this never ending cycle."

Friend: "Again? What is this, your fifth story?

Writer: "Twenty-seventh..."
by nicht reinblütigen June 29, 2014
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Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
by Deebo568 November 24, 2009
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concrete sphere

wow that guy sucks at this, hes a concrete sphere
by jamiecase August 19, 2008
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concrete sphere

wow, this guy is horrible at this, he's a concrete sphere.
by jemzy August 18, 2008
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Brag-o-sphere

A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .

I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010
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sphericals

He must have some big shiny sphericals to think he could ask you out!
by Lilly5 March 4, 2018
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Odin Sphere

The testicle of the Norse king of gods, usually used in comparison to other testicles.
Talking to women requires Odin Spheres.
by TinfoilCondom April 14, 2014
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