rancho santa fe

where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.

person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.

by Victor2 November 18, 2004

Brown Santa

The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.

Check it out, Brown Santa came to my house yesterday, and gave me a new bike!

by oatmeal769 December 10, 2007

Santaphilic

An unhealthy obsession for Santa Claus. Can also turn into a sexual obsession/fetish.

Guy: Hey, you really need to get out more, you've been playing with your Santa doll all evening!!!

Girl: What do you expect? Im Santaphilic!!!

by SaintCoolio June 2, 2010

the santa

Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.

Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.

by salty_santa April 19, 2018

Purple Santa

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

Bass Santana

An amazing,genuine rapper from south florida.
He has one of the strongest fan bases by far.
Hella underrated and has huge talent.
Worked very close with xxxtentacion and ski mask the slump god.

Person 1: "Oi u heard of Bass Santana?"
Person 2:" YE MAN! The super talented dude from south fl.!"

by BurpBurp17 June 5, 2019

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009