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Star Spangled Nanner

Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.
The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
by Salty Sailor June 14, 2019
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Collie Shangles

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.
More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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libby spangler

The most brutal thing ever made. Likes horses and looks like one as well. Is the definition of a cunt.
by Packingbombswheelinghockeymom December 26, 2021
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Star Spangled Blowjob

Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.
John: Bro Jessica gave me a Star Spangled Blowjob last night

Jack: Really? Was the suit to tight?
by O;UGBK.BHU.N April 18, 2022
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Star Spangle Hammered

Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.

-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
Went to the Pats game last weekend, and my cousin from Boston got fucking Star Spangle Hammered.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
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Star Spangled Blowjob

the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
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spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
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