sorry

A filler word used when one does not know how to handle a serious and/or dramatic situation. Often mistaken for heartfelt compassion, shared sadness, or a sincere apology, the word “sorry” actually has no feeling of guilt, regret, or concern for the other person. Rather, it is used in an attempt to draw attention away from an uncomfortable scenario in hopes that the other person will accept it and move onto a different topic in the conversation. It is also the most commonly overused word in the world along with the likes of love, honesty, and fairness.

Sean: WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING STUPID?!
Haley: ....I'm sorry.
Sean: BULLSHIT!

by hertel3k December 9, 2008

Sorry

An excuse people say to get out of trouble, or to escape feeling guilty, usually not meant with sympathy.

"I'm sorry for talking out in class, I won't ever do it again!"

by Gligurr May 12, 2014

Sorry I'm not sorry

When one is apologetic that they are not apologetic about a previous thing.

Often used by sorority girls.

My friends' boyfriends all think I'm prettier than them... Sorry I'm not sorry.

by SIUGREEKS April 21, 2011

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by Doctorwho101 November 25, 2021

sorry

a word that nobody every believes anymore, no matter how much it is said people don't believe you! stupid really.

when someone apologises for a mistake they have made. but the person being apologised to never believes them.
"im sorry please forgive me!!"
"no you're not!"

by L.J. July 1, 2005

Sorry Mickey!

A sarcastic way of saying sorry, when you really don't mean it, and everyone knows that you don't mean it. More effective when said in a sweet, high-pitched voice and accompanied by a shrug and a smile.

"Hey, you ate all the chips!" "Sorry Mickey!"

by aderbac March 18, 2009

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017