Max Sombong

A man who has the power of Ranch dressing on his side to soon inevitably cover the world in it’s ever lasting white flavor.

Stop being a Max Sombong with the ranch. Run while you still can!

by Ranch bandits December 2, 2021

albino baby with a sombrero

Starting its life in the Austin TX prison system an albino baby with a sombrero is the shape that was formed by years worth of inmates crystalized cum in one specific shower drain. Its alternative use out of the showers was to call another inmate a homosexual since the shape was made out of semen.

Inmate #1 "that man right there he's an albino baby with a sombrero".
Inmate #2 " how's that?"
Inmate #1 " because I saw him sucking off Rodrigo for no commissary".

by Fuck_you_christian September 6, 2020

Sombies

People who ride the subway obviously to life going on around them constantly on their electronic devices and never speak or look up.

Sombies,While sitting on the sub way you realize no one is taking,and you feel like your in a episode of a twilight zone.

by Creatureofgod August 26, 2013

uno sombrero

one hat in spanish.

Kelli: hes wearing a sombrero.

Kelly: and theres uno.

Kelli and Kelly: UNO SOMBRERO!!

by youwishyouknewwhothiswas June 18, 2009

sombrero

A great ass. Used as code when around mixed company since it isn't obvious and not in common usage.

Entymology:
ass>donkey>sombrero

Excellent sombrero to your right.

by Scummable Thurgood April 4, 2005

sombrero nigger

noun. A derogatory term for people of Mexican decent, similar to sand nigger for those of Arab decent.

"I'm tired of all those sombrero niggers hopping the fences into this country."

by PeteRepeat September 5, 2007

golden sombrero

the rare feat of self-flagellating oneself four times in one day; also, striking out four times in one game; tremendously difficult for males over the age of 15; surprisingly easy for jason giambi

yes!! i just earned a golden sombrero, that puts to shame my hat trick from yesterday. i need a nap.

what a tragedy! derek jeter just shot jason giambi in the locker-room for being completely useless and afflecking his way to yet another golden sombrero

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004