soggy anus

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

Soggy Backpack

A sexual move involving you secretly blowing your bonersauce on a partners back and then having them slip their shirt back on. The sloppy jizz blizzard still on their back results in a soggy backpack.

That freak I railed last night threw her shirt on too fast and walked out with a soggy backpack.

by CrustyRubbers July 20, 2011

soggy frog

When the testicles are coated in a soggy film of sweat, and the chap is repeatedly tea-bagging the participants face in a bouncing motion.

Gave her the ol' soggy frog last night, ay

by ParisianYoung August 08, 2015

Soggy breakaway

When you bite the ends off of a breakaway chocolate bar, and then use it like a straw for tea until tea comes out the other side into your mouth, you have a soggy breakaway. Eat it, it'll be warm, melted chocolate, and delicious.

"Mom, put the kettle on, I've got a craving for a soggy breakaway!"

by Ben is Zero November 03, 2019

soggy nuts

A sexual act (more a game really) - the process of a male soaking/dipping/coating gracefully his testicles in a substance with the overall aim of having ones swingers licked clean of said substance by a lover.

For this purpose, honey, cream, jam or peanut butter is preferable as to give the Licker a satisfying mouthful.

Over Snapchat -
Boy: Wanna do something freaky when we meet in the local park tomorrow after my dads gone to work and your homework is finished? Xx
Girl: Like what baby who I love so much? xoxoxoxoxxx
Boy: Soggy Nuts is always a game I've wanted to try xx
Girl: Ehm yeah totes! Just don't cum inside me, Mom would kill me xxxxxxxoooooooxxxxxx

by JaeJae171 April 26, 2017

Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz March 23, 2014