turd snurguling

This is an advancement of a d-mack. In this version the d-mackee takes an extremely foul smelling and liquidy shit on the d-macker's sturdy business snake. This is best left to the professionals.

Oh my god Adam did you shit your pants?

No, I just finished turd snurguling your mom and I have some serious poopy dick.

by ::Adam:: December 17, 2007

snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 6, 2010

Snorkeling

When a guy is getting his ass eaten out and the eater reaches between his legs and pulls his dick backwards to suck on it.

My old lady was eating my ass last night and then started snorkeling my cock too!

by Marsha Buscemi June 9, 2015

snorkeling

ok since completely putting your head in someones ass is impossible, there is another definition for this.
when someone at a restaraunt (or anywhere actually) sucks there straw obnoxiously loud when theyve drunk up most of all there drink.

first that dude tells the loudest unfunny joke to the whole restaraunt, then he goes snorkeling, damn what a pigeon fucker.

by rilesworth October 15, 2006

snorkeling

The act of completely penetrating ones head into another rectal cavity breathing through straws inserted in the nose

I went snorkeling in my boyfriends asshole and found a lot of interesting stuff

by Assbeggea696969 January 11, 2003

snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.

You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose

Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003