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snocean

an ocean of snow, aka any place that has more than 6 inches of snow
I'm going to go on a journey through the snocean.
by Sam-r-i January 28, 2009
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Snope Slap

The act of disputing an email forward, by citing Snopes.com and then replying to all, thus proving the original sender failed to check the veracity of the claim.
I'm gonna snope slap my coworker who claims Obama wasn't born in Hawaii.
by SnopeSlapper September 7, 2010
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Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.
My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

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Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!
by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019
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Snoreburg

N. bicycle seat sniffers at the Mackinac Island fairy port and shoppes.

Snoreburging
V. the process of sniffing bicycle seats parked at the Mackinac Island fairy port or out infront of its shoppes.
Recently discovered by National Geographic: "Here hiding in this bush we have the rarely seen group of snoreburgs, who spent many happy hours dragging their nostrils over the saddles of young ladies' bicycles in search of a rewarding "frisson".

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by MaidenDetroit October 15, 2010
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shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing
Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.
by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017
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Skomedy

Something funny that occurs when your high. East Milton.
It was fuckin skomedy when young john chipped his tooth
by East milton January 12, 2011
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Snoket

Short for snot rocket.
When projectile snot either forced or unexpectedly comes shooting out of a person's nostril.
"I'll pay you $40 if you let me snoket in your beer and you drink it."
by rachel+emily March 10, 2009
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