snitch

A snitch is a mutha fucka that cant get along with his own goddamn self, and hes a loser ass bastard and hes tellin on everyone else to save his own goddamn ass.

He had the drugs but he still snitched on me because hes a loser.

by Tommy Steckler December 20, 2005

snitches

persons that report the illegal activities of other persons to the authorities, causing them disfavor in the eyes of those persons and their friends and pretty much anyone else whos not an asshole

ima fuck up those snitches that called the 5-0 when we were candyflippin at that party

by risewiththesmoke February 12, 2009

snitch

person who tells on someone.

Master Onion: Kick! Punch! We don't have much time! If you don't squeal you're gonna serve a dime. I'm fine either way, 'cause I still get paid. But, listen to a teacher this should be your next play. Now Snitch!

PaRappa: Snitch?

Master Onion: Rat! Rat!

PaRappa: Rat? Rat?

Master Onion: Snitch! Snitch! Rat!

PaRappa: Snitch? Snitch? Rat?

Master Onion: Rat! Rat! Snitch!

PaRappa: Rat? Rat? Snitch?

Master Onion: Don't be a hero when you could serve zero. Or do you want to shower with some butch bull weirdo?

*horns play and camera nears PaRappa*

PaRappa: I may be a rapper, but I can't take this rap. I wasn't driving the car, I was chilling in the back. It was King Kong Mushi with the stuff behind the wheel. If it keeps my culo safe you bet your butt I'm gonna squeal!

Lawyer: This is observe! He was thrown of his scence!

Master Onion: Your honor, I'm prepared to plea an agreement.

PaRappa: It can't be a crime just to kick a dope rhyme.

Judge: Good point talking dog, your free without serving time!

PaRappa: Yeah! You gotta believe!

(scene from Robot Chicken Season 4 Episode 1)

by PaRappatheRappa1995 November 15, 2009

snitch

The lowest person on the ghetto food chain. This person will often tell other people's bussiness, often times getting people arrested, evicted, or even killed. Snitches are hunted down like cattle, they destroy lives and credibility.

"Yo, you heard Cicx got kicked outta school?"
"Yea man, somebody we knows a snitch"

by cicx January 06, 2006

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 23, 2009

snitch

Someone whos death is caused by baseball bat to the back of the head...after I find the MOTHER F***ER WHO SNITCHED ON ME AND GOT ME THROWN IN JAIL!!!!

"Hey, I forgot to mention, but I was the one that called the cops on you that night, I uh hope your not mad." "O no I'm not mad, I've gotten over it, here, lets shake hands and be fri-<BOOM> <CRACK> <SMASH> <WA-POW> <THUD>......... bitch.

by ME April 19, 2005

snitch

Someone who is regarded as being worse than a criminal, even though reporting criminals is what responsible citizens are supposed to do to help keep their communities safe. Snitches lately have become the subject of the "Don't Snitch" campaign, an idea perpetuated by gangs and rap music as a way to encourage anarchy and allow every murderer, rapist, thief, and scoundrel to get away with what they do. Sadly the law-abiding members of the community, especially children, are being suckered into this ideology.

Ghetto-Joe got props for having the balls to rape little Tanika in public. Drew got gunned down for reporting him to the police. Who cares if Drew was only looking out for his sister? He was a damn snitch! High five, Joe!

by JasonOKC April 29, 2007