resting smug face

a person, who appears to naturally have or show excessive pride in his/her self(self approving face) when his/her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Kelly just has a resting smug face, she is actually a really humble person.

by ah ji April 29, 2014

phan smut

sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'What did you do today?"

"I wrote phan smut on wattpad."

by Crafty Phan May 23, 2016

smut duck

An extremely dirty or vial slut that will never be a swan. The "smut duck" usually takes advantage of the drunkest guy(s) at a party. A.K.A. mud duck(hideous female)..... however dirtier(ie. taking it in the ass).

Man that Hannah chick is a real smut duck!

by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Smurfs

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.

Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.

by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023

smushmorshin

Another way of saying abortion except without saying abortion. Used in the movie Knocked Up when one of the characters says,"why dont you just go to the smushmorshin clinic and get a smushmorshin".

You should get a smushmorshin because your going to have quadrouplets soon.

by Big Red- Elmo January 11, 2008

smungry

is when you really want something to smoke.Usually weed.

stoner #1:Dude I really need some weed.
stoner #2:Chill bro your just smungry.

by Brian Peppers is watching you January 25, 2009