cocaine smoothie

When someone goes to blow cocaine up your ass hole and you shart in their mouth.

My friend ate Taco Bell and it turned into a cocaine smoothie.

by Tony jr. November 11, 2014

butt fucked in a smoothie truck

When you're having a really bad day but everyone else is happy.

Sun burn at the beach=butt fucked in a smoothie truck.

by Johnny oneshot May 25, 2016

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009

blueberry banana smoothie

1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.

2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.

"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"

"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."

by Seth T. January 19, 2008

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010

Smoothies

Fruity drinks that rock your world in there many flavors!

omg lets go buy some smoothies!

by heartbroken14 </3 August 7, 2009

Vagisil Smoothie

An interesting blend of combinations of Ingredients to make my very own creation the Vagisil Smootie.

Ingredients:
3 Full Cups of Ice
1/4 Cup of Sugar
Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
1 Tube of Vagisil
1 Cup of Strawberries
1 Banana
2 Shots of Crown Royal
And The secret ingredient a pinch of Cinammonm, only the finest though.

After you have gathered these materiels and items Get an average blender. Combine them all in it. Set it too shred. Then Enjoy (\"\\(O.o)/\")

That vagisil smoothie tasted Hella uv good, lets get another.

by Richard Ezekiel Goodrich The Second April 26, 2005