Kansas City Smoked Tuna

After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.

Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna

by DaddyFatz May 14, 2009

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015

smoted

In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

Smoked Sausage

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

Smoodle the Poodle

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

by 90's boy November 2, 2008

smood

shitty mood ~ popularized by Maxim Radio's Covino and Rich

Dude, whats wrong with your girl? She is in such a smood!

by Loyal Covino and Rich Fan January 19, 2006