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short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."
by vit2010 December 25, 2010
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The smooth taste of NEO

When a Little Sponge transfers your essence into a disk and you become a BIG SHOT
"YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND DEFENSE ANYWHERE ELSE!!! THE SMOOTH TASTE OF NEO "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN"
by Ohmygoditssobig6942069420420 February 27, 2022
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Choo Choo real smoothin

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here
by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019
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Smoothe Rodriguez

The act of pushing or rubbing your penis against someones ass while walking or standing in tight spaces.
When he followed through the turnstile he gave her a Smoothe Rodriguez.
by Pissrod January 30, 2010
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Smooth Talking Brotha

1) (Noun) A brotha who is down with his words, able to talk his way out of anything, no matter how busted he looks

2) (Noun) A brotha who can get anything and anywhere he wants with his words alone.
1)
Homie 1 - "You know yo brotha got caught by the 5O smoking some good dro."
Homie 2 - "Fuck, he get busted?"
Homie 1 - "Fuck nah, that brotha is down with his words, he was smoking dat fat ass blunt right infront of the po po. He said some shit, laughed with the cops and they left his ass alone."
Homie 2 - "that nigga is one smooth talking brotha."

2)
Homie 1 - "Yo, iz that brotha skipping the line and talking to dat bouncer?"
Homie 2 - "Yeah, he ain't getting in tho, he a broke ass. I know him."
Homie 1 - "Fuck that shit, the bouncer let his sorry ass in."
Homie 2 - "Shit, that nigga a june bug."
Homie 1 - "He a smooth talking brotha."
by Smooth Talking Brotha23232 September 1, 2009
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Smooth Brain

adj. word to describe people that are slow or stupid

adj. describes unfunny, uncool people that are lame
“Oh look at Marquis, he’s so smooth brained
by dirtydikdan October 19, 2021
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CL Smooth

Listen he drives you wild.
Funk for ya baby.
by Alomar January 26, 2005
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