Shock Rap

A style of Rap where the lyricists rhymes about random and outrageous topics to "shock" the listener upon hearing it. The most well-known artist to adopt a Shock Rap style is EMINEM.

"I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful//
I like birds, trees, I like people//
I like funny things, that make me happy and gleeful//
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool//
The ill type, to stab myself with a steel spike//
While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like//
Cause this is how I am in real life//
I don't wanna just die a normal death//
I wanna be killed twice//
I just wanna scare somebody, with a gun threat//
When they're high off of drugs//
They haven't even done yet//
So bring the money by tonight, cause ya wife//
Said this is the biggest knife, she ever saw in her life//
I try to keep it positive, and play it cool//
Shoot up the playground//
And tell the kids to stay in school//"

- I'm Shady by EMINEM: classic example of Shock Rap.

by Mr.Jassssin August 12, 2009

Shocklifting

Going to a public place with arguably free electricity, such as a mall, grocery store, gym or library and charging all of your electronic devices while your house is without power, following a tremendous hurricane or storm.

My brother and I went shocklifting at the mall because our phones were dead.

by G Bobs November 1, 2012

Shock Seed

When a person is aroused or romantically attracted to lightning bolts or vegetation/plants.

Holy cow! That lightning bolt turned me on. It’s because i’m shock seed.

No one does me better than tulips in a garden.

by Tulip Luvr March 10, 2022

bam shock dodge

The player who is dodging a thunder shock in the game Mario Kart. If a racer is using a bullet or star and the other racer used a thunder shock. The player must say: bam, shock dodge.

"But bam shock dodge again, Wauw im on fire. Total skill, this guy got nothing on me men"

by Gerasny March 27, 2018

toxic shock syndrome

God's way of telling you not to leave things in your cooch for more than six hours.

"You might want to change that tampon or you'll get TSS."

by alan alda December 1, 2004

Sour Pussy Shocker

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.

"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."

by qpqpqpqqqpqpqp April 13, 2009

sticker shock

A condition resulting from seeing the total price of a bunch of items and realizing the damage is much greater than you originally expected. May cause a person to have second thoughts about the purchase.

I wanted to book your mom for 7 days of her "services," but when I realized the total came to $21, I got major sticker shock and decided to bail out.

by Nicholas D June 17, 2006