Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
Get the Reality shifting mug.An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.
Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.
A variation of FML.
Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.
First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"
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There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"
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There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF
by jetwake08 October 12, 2011
Get the SMIFF mug.1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney
2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'
2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'
Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"
by AndyOne October 26, 2007
Get the kidney shifter mug.Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
by Guercioni October 23, 2005
Get the Shift Monkey mug.Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
Get the Plate Shift mug.by some dude June 19, 2005
Get the graveyard shift mug.A person or action that is slow, without purpose, lurking, mal-intented
or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!
by Giaa July 29, 2008
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