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smingey

An unpleasant, probably brown, probably smelly, probably sticky object, coating, food or person.

Originates from television series 'Men Behaving Badly' in which writer Simon Nye wanted to introduce a word into the language (as Red Dwarf had done with smeg) but failed miserably.
"It was cooked in a smingey sauce"

"I looked behind the sofa and whatever had fallen down the back had gone all smingey"
by Gav MR May 13, 2005
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butt smudge

after 'releasing' waste products, the part that 'hangs on'. also an insult to persons of idiotic disposition.
'you dropped that expensive glass! - you butt smudge!' or 'ewww...my undies are stuck to my butt...it must be that little be of butt smudge left'
by mel p November 30, 2004
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smidgeon

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.
er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.
by blockbfiend April 2, 2008
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fudge smudge

The remnants of a horrible anal eruption, usually found on the back of the afflicted one's underwear.
"I found some corn lodged deep in the fudge smudge that was left after I farted. Very queer I say, very queer indeed."
by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005
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Southpaw Smudge

What happens to left handers when they write a lot in pencil or pen. The bottom of their hand smudges from the graphite or ink as their hand passes over what they just wrote on the paper.
I wrote so much on that in-class essay that I got southpaw smudge.
by JSH774 January 5, 2008
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Smudge

Another Cat youtuber Brett Thompson has. He is half brothers with Zazzles
Smudge and Zazzles.
by BrettZazzles May 20, 2022
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dump smudger

A less that effective type of toilet tissue which redistributes rather than removes your flithy mess.
Has anyone got any dump smudger, I've got a turtles head and am about to autograph my underpants with the poo crayon
by ponkyboy October 15, 2004
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