PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!
by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 09, 2011
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Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
by Iskool McBob November 16, 2010
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Pelvic Smear

Someone who rubs there pelvis up against something too much
He received a pelvic smear from rubbing his pelvis against the wall!
by Brett January 29, 2005
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Shit Smear

A smear of shit left by one farting
You left a shit smear on the seat after that big ass mutha fucking rip ass.
by JiggaBoo Pie February 24, 2004
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Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.
Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.
by Clermont Queer October 05, 2023
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tabloid smear

A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.
Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic
by SuperMane March 28, 2016
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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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