Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.

Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!

by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

Smashed its back doors in

To impale a hot woman

2011 Fest. The Hammel. AD. Tane. Luger. He smashed its back doors in!!

by Jim Furyk, FedEx 2010 October 10, 2011

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005

smashed rat

When a female moons you by bending over so far that she presses her vag against a window, as in a car window. The image of a hairy vulva and red/pink labia looks like a smashed animal.

Guy: the other night after the party I mooned a car full of girls, then one of them responded and pulled a smashed rat on us.

by Raunch Beard April 2, 2010

Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly

Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"

by Pasty.Darcy September 24, 2008