Butthole Smoothie

Performing an enema with milk, then once the milk is excreted, a smoothie is made. The milk is not filtered, so there may be traces of toilet paper, hair, and/or fecal matter in the smoothie.

Yo, I made a butthole smoothie, it tastes like shit.

by "Bobby" Flay April 6, 2010

anal smoothie

A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.

"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."

by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010

mango smoothie

A phrase used to describe the presence of male ejaculate on or around the mouth, commonly as a result of oral sex.

I took that bitch back to my house last night and made her a mango smoothie.

by Corey Fackall August 22, 2011

Chicken Smoothie

Chicken Smoothie is a free site you can sign up for that is full of children and teenagers who are mainly female and like to adopt free virtual pets that you can trade and dress up. Children below the age of 12 are COPPAs and cannot post on the forums or send PMs. Even if it is illegal, kids manage to get around the COPPA and make another account under an older age so they can post and make friends. A lot of the members are annoying (especially the ones that hang around the Adoptable oekaki board and the roleplay boards below semi-lit), but there are some that are nice and friendly, too. A majority of the staff are hardworking and interactive, but there are a few that don't really do their job and should be fired.

A sane member: "Some of the members on Chicken Smoothie are pretty chill and cool to talk to."

An insane member: "OMG DAYUM I LURVE CHERKAN SMURVIE AN BVB AND 1D AND DOCTOR WHO AND JUSTIN BIEBER AND SELENA GOMEZ LOL!!!!1 XD SEND ME FREE PETZ IF U AGREE WIT ME!!!!!!!!! OMG PLZ LET ME WIN THIS JBD ITS SO SEXY!!!!!!! I LIED WHEN I SIGNED UP SO I CAN POST ON THE FORMS XD IM RLLY RANDOM AND KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one"

by rioebndfkjrjenk November 17, 2013

Blackberry Smoothie

The act of eating a bussy out but the femboy has not wiped in a many years and the person eating out the bussy throws up all over the bussy and keeps on going

John says "Mick bro I just had the best time of my life giving that smelly femboy Blackberry Smoothie" Mick says "Dude your fucking disgusting"

by Hairy schmuck January 21, 2022

Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.

"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."

by PejaBob January 3, 2021

Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.

Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!

by Bob-owski October 5, 2011