pm seymour

Tumblr reader and flork of cows reader

Pm seymour needs his coffee

by Meme Man 2000000 November 16, 2020

Pull a Slymate

Being so scare of DA SAR that you quit the Discord Server

-There is 10% chance that you gonna get DA SAR
-If that happen, i gonna just pull a Slymate then.

by P A S August 11, 2021

pulling a saymon

when a senior likes a freshman and tries to justify it

damn ur 18 going for freshman ur pulling a saymon rn

by Lilshiz5563 March 18, 2022

Seymour

Seymour is the hottest guy you’ll ever meet. His voice will stop you in your tracks and one look into his eyes will leave you breathless. He has big strong arms and broad freckled shoulders to lean on.

A guy named Seymour is a gift to be treasured. His knowledge of obscure facts will never cease to amaze and capture your heart.

If you know a Seymour, you’re lucky af!

Person 1: “Wow I met this guy and he’s super hot!”
Person 2: “Let me guess, his name is Seymour?”

by Cool and hot gal November 28, 2021

Szymon Mrozek

A monk from the country of Libya, in the years 1345-1421, was famous for eating 11 kilograms of dog feces, while simultaneously writing a book, called 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit'. He died while wiping his ass on the toilet in a house in Poland, and he was so laughed at by the residents of the village he was in, that they called him 'Szymon Mrozek' for no reason.

Kyle: Hey I love this book 'The Secrets of Eating Dog Shit', It's so interesting

Henry: Bro, that was written by Szymon Mrozek

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

slomo sapiens

A species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.

Sam: Dude, why are you so late?
Dude: Slomo sapiens. Fucking slomo sapiens.
Sam: Oh, got it.

by hwip July 16, 2011

Seymour Butts

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I really would like to Seymour Butts

by Kyle April 6, 2003