Ballsack slurpee

When a male smells like balls and Dick but he's still cute

Me: hi babe
Babe:(was just touching his junk) hey babe.
Me: ummm babe you smell like ballsack slurpee

by Suze69 June 25, 2017

Sphincter Slurpee

To slurp cum out of an asshole after ejaculating inside of it.

After pounding her in the ass, he enjoyed a Sphincter Slurpee to quench his thirst.

by Thank you cum again! December 7, 2017

fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.

Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.

by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022

slurpee bitch

A person who has had so much sex that even the people giving away slurpee's know her

1: how did Sharen get that free slurpee
2: oh shes a slurpee bitch
1: wow what a whore

by Porqupine whore May 28, 2010

Smurple

A mix between the color smurf, (Blue) and the color purple.

"Lacie's pants weren't blue or purple, it was a mix of both, they were the color smurple"

by Scott M Sweeney January 22, 2005

Slurpee

Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.

2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.

V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic

Synonyms: slurpoo

Antonyms: fellatio

"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"

by carcass July 19, 2014

7/11 slurpee

When a girl is wet for 24 hours straight and when she walks around it sounds like someone drinking a slurpee.

I can hear that girls 7/11 slurpee from a mile away.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016