slurdging

v. 1. Take a grasshopper. Smash it. Reconstitute it back into itself. Reverse engineer it with nano-technology to produce a fine-filtered liquid attached to the end of a broom handle that is flaming. Add water. Let it dry. Create holographic breast milk. Dry it. Put it in a pumpkin pie. Bake at 450F until light brown.

Slurdging is all fun and games until somebody's grandma gets pregnant.

by Thon November 25, 2007

slurdledurdle

to suck dick

Yo son I got some good slurdledurdle from my girl last night.

by seanmalivi February 10, 2010

slurenade

At karaoke, after consuming too many alcohol infused beverages, gaining the courage, than actually singing, a sappy love song to either a loved one or a stranger. The lyrics often get messed up, jumbled, or just plain slurred.

My main heckler's drunk girlfriend just slurenade him with, "let's hear it for the boy." It was hilarious.

by dmoney1313 February 5, 2012

scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019

shlurf

A guy who doesn‘t give a fuck and is a little fucked up.

Damn thats so shlurf of you

by Shlurfan June 26, 2020

slurk gang

a slurk gang is a word used to define a very very epic and awesome friendship group

samantha: our friendship is soo slurk gang!
katherine: totally dude!

by angel aka the coolest person e September 14, 2022

slurgle

A word that means absolutely nothing. Use it as a response. Use it out of context. Use it however you’d like!!

Friend 1: Hey! Did you know that birds have feathers?
Friend 2:

slurgle

by lolbopxd November 14, 2022