Slender Man

The Slender Man is a mythological figure, who is distinguished by his lack of facial features, impeccable black suit, extreme height, and the mass of tendrils that extend from his appendages. He is also known for the ability to stretch his limbs to impossible lengths. His Modus Operandi is stealing children, usually by mesmerizing them with his gently swaying tendrils, and having them walk towards him until they are well within his grasp. What he does, exactly, with these children is unknown, whether they are killed, eaten, or simply brought to a different dimension to Slender Man's abode. The Slender Man is commonly found on the /x/ forum in 4chan, and is a prominent figure in creepypasta.

Mark: Hey, will you take care of my little sister for the night?
Sally: Yeah, no problem.
(four hours later)
Mark: Where's my sister?
Sally: The... THE SLENDER MAN GOT HER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

by Alastor Thraxton August 22, 2011

slandro

The Great City of San Leandro Ca neighbor of Oakland and Hayward

I'm from Slandro yadidamean???!!!

by H. Figueroa December 4, 2007

slundies

sexy/slutty underwear selfies
wearing just underwear in a a selfie or for example cuuute panties and a vest top

white boy: daaaaayum girl send me ur slundies ;) ;) ;)

best friend: lets show each other our slundies and check they're okay before you send them to anyone and I'll compliment you a bunch aw aw you're so hot

by damngirlyhyudoinit August 5, 2014

Slenderbone

a fictional story about how the critically acclaimed slender man goes around raping college girls. My girlfriend just said that he was totally not raping them, just taking their virginity. Now she is trying to defend slenderbone. Totally weird and with some smutty lesbian sex scenes in it too.

Yea, it was weird..

"Did you read Slenderbone yet?"
"Totally, not worth it"

by arogs December 22, 2012

Slenderboi

When you're looking for Slenderman, but you're about to shit your pants in fear, so you try to lighten the mood by calling him this name (which he finds quite insulting) and saying it in a high pitched and funny voice. When attempting to find Slenderman, it is yet to be proven if this will increase your chances of success in finding him, but it will make your twitch viewers piss themselves with laughter if you say it with enough pathetic fear in your tone.

Slenderboiiiiiii! I know you're around here somewhereeee! i'll promise not to cry too much when I find you if you come out and show yourself! SLENDERBOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

by Slenderboi December 23, 2017

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018

Joe Saunders

Just a kind dude that is tall and racist (hes white).

Your acting a bit like Joe Saunders

by Alexlover6969 August 5, 2021