A contest between two people to see who can move the slowest towards an undesirable task when neither wants to do it. Often individuals participating make exaggerated movements in order to appear like they are making an attempt to complete the task.
John and Sally had a slow race to see who would deal with the angry customer on hold.
There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
There are no winners in a slow race, the person to get to the task first does not win, the are the looser.
by Marc Bennets June 11, 2008
by spacejammers August 28, 2011
A slow wallet is a person who deliberately takes a long ass time taking out their wallet so someone offers to pay for them first.
by slowwallet February 15, 2016
Let's listen to Slow Club!
by Becca Taylor August 15, 2009
A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.
Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"
Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."
Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."
by dmoney1313 December 08, 2010
Slang for a blow job. Termed from the moving of a neck forwards and backward slowly while giving a blow job.
by Marty Wood February 18, 2004
Unlike a full "hard on" the penis stays in a half errect state for an extended period of time. You may feel like it wants to become harder more errect, however the penis stayed at the same "half boner" state unlil outside forces are acted upon it.
Dude, everytime that new girl from accounting walks by I get a slow roaster...I just need to fuck her!
by Scholly369 July 14, 2009