slow elk

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

by Trav September 24, 2004

Slow the game down just a little bit

Slow the game down just a little bit. Originating from the almighty Monto while describing his ultimate power of Hex Ruin. He truly slows the game down just a little bit.

"Hex ruin: Slow the game down just a little bit"-Monto

by Almighty Dwight Fairfield March 22, 2019

Slow Fade

Pronunciation: 'slO 'fAd
Function: verb
1: lacking in readiness, or willingness to accept a budding relationship therefore, institutes this passive aggressive method of disappearing from a relationship all together over an extended period of time.

<John pulled a slow fade.>

by Anonymous2007 May 23, 2007

Slow Fade

When you start 'talking' to someone but you realize you're really not interested, so you 'slowly fade' out of the relationship and then out of their life.

Girl 1: What happened to that guy you were talking to?
Girl 2: He was really annoying, I pulled a slow fade.

by dgafcuzimstoned March 20, 2010

Slow Motion Riot

1. The kind of slow, loud sex that penetrates right to the core, the results of which are felt for days.

2. Also, a crime thriller by Peter Blauner.

I want to lay you down and give you the slow motion riot. Set fire to those thighs, Loot that poon, and raise my flag.

I would like to read Peter Blauner's book, Slow Motion Riot.

by BadtotheTron November 15, 2012

Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".

Hi...
Slow internet connection intensifies

by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016

Slow Turtle

Colby Mekiliesky

Colby is a slow turtle. Matthew is also sometimes a slow turtle.

by Suscammy December 9, 2018