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smithy

An Irish fellow with the last name Smith. Smithys, generally speaking, have no game and a smallish nob which sometimes has the illusion of disappearing while retracting back up into the Smithy's body. Despite this bizarre phenomenon, Smithys can also be very likable characters. Smithys are often times sited as being "gay" though please note while appearing so, they are most definitely not.
"Smithy!! How ye keepin? Ye get laid yet?"
"Ah nah. I got no game."
"And your nob?"
"Still missing."
by plincodestroy December 9, 2008
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Slitherer

Slitherer - Reptian like behavior of covert enemies who act as friends but are constantly injecting their venom, by word and action, trying to sabotage your life. A frenemy whose intent is hidden until they put the bite on you covertly.
She is worse than a frenemy! She's a slitherer! Tell you sister to watch out, she bit my sister and almost destroyed her life!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 5, 2021
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Smithy

Genital abrasion caused by masturbation, resulting in a red, raw appearance, peeling skin and possibly bruising.

Specifically, a ‘Smithy’ injury is caused by the frequency, duration and pace of masturbation only, and not the result of the deployment of foreign objects.
I’ve jerked off so much I’ve given myself a Smithy
by Iyman R Sole February 22, 2022
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Slit-slitherer

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.
'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!
by Miss K February 10, 2004
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Wrist-Slitty

Something so unbearable, cringey or annoying that you want to slit your wrists.
"Dude, that movie with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus was so wrist-slitty."
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slither like a snake

"i want to slither like a snake into your cove"
by JEWRON January 25, 2007
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slither

slither- possibly one of th ebest songs ever!!! performed by the best band ever, Velvet Revolver.
Holy crap! slither is on the firggin radio!!!!!
by VR girl February 20, 2005
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