Slippy Joe's

The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 30, 2019

slippy key

When you are typing and you think you didn't press a key, but you actaully did.

Me: Whoa I think I just got a slippy key!
Kieran: Nah bro you pressed r!
Me: aaahhh, ok bro thx!
Kieran: np

by NovaWaffle November 15, 2019

slippy mick

When your erection isn’t hard enough to achieve penetration and just skids around in the love juices

Sorry love, I’ll try again in a while. I think I’ve got a slippy Mick.

by Jowser June 10, 2020

slippy slimy surprise

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021

Slippy-bunghole

1. A condition one gets when withdrawing from opiates.

2. Diarrhea

Man every single time she runs out of junk she starts complaining about slippy-bunghole and all the guys get exited.

by L.D. Wodie May 21, 2021

Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021

Slippy Tommy

When a man rawdogs another dude after lubing his dick up with his dog's tongue

"Oh lordy I wasn't looking for a slippy Tommy again"

by Lionking1969 August 21, 2021