San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.

"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."

by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012

coon sled

A nigga's ride. Usually a late model piece of shit tricked out with spinners, fuzzy dice, nice stereo and animal print seat covers.

Did you see Darnell's new ride? Shee, that ain't no ride that's a coon sled.

by Mooseman69 March 2, 2011

alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

russian sled

In the midst of performing doggie style at the top of a flight of stairs, the guy grabs the girl by the head, punches her, and rides her down the stairs like a sled.

While we were in the throws of love at the top of the stairs I said "ya vo" and rode her to the bottom like a russian sled

by stultzlee March 18, 2008

rocket sled

a shopping cart that is filled with rocks or other heavy material and then hurled, with disastrous effects to what it hits

we busted open the front door of a supermarket with a rocket sled

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

Rusty bob sled

The act of sticking a non-flaccid penis in your partners anus, then proceeding to ride them down the stairs.

WOW, did you hear Suzie got rusty bob sled down 7 stairs and wanted round 2

by sweeney billy May 7, 2015

Nazi Sled

In reference to BMW or VW or anything german made that a human can ride in.

"I'm not riding in that Nazi sled"

by Ox Vox April 7, 2008