Scattergun

A shotgun, as spoken by a true Texan.

Also used in place of shotgun, in reserving the front passenger seat of a vehicle.

Scott: I would go hunting with my scattergun.
Everyone else: What in the hell is a scattergun?

Me: Scattergun!
Judd: aw hex naw dewd i culled it frst.

by C-wood December 25, 2005

slattern

A woman who is slutty.
A tramp.

She's such a slattern. Dale one night and Animal the next!!

by Penis Van Lesbian January 4, 2004

shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.

A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered

by Galawh October 29, 2018

Gentleman's Latte

Placing your erection between the wet kissing lips of two attractive women and moving back & forth until climax... then frothing into their mouths while they continue kissing each other.

These two hot sisters totally gave me a gentleman's latte on my boat yesterday... while their dad watched!

by nick.spezio January 22, 2010

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

pulled a Slater

To quit your job by telling a customer what you really think, and saying “It’s been great” as you make your exit. The exit may or may not include an emergency chute and 2 beers.

After the obnoxious man came back and threw his order on the counter shouting at me, I picked up his drink and threw it in his face, started eating his dessert, and yelled “It’s been great” as I walked away. I basically pulled a Slater on his ass.

by t4r185 August 11, 2010

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004