Spert

The action of releasing sperm from the anal canal while farting. Normally the sperm gets there via anal sex. Sperting may occur multiple times within the first 24-48 hours after the sperm has been ejected into the anus.

*Jane lets a fart rip*
Jane: oh fuck I think I just sharted in my panties.
Jack: are you sure? I did cum inside your anus while we were buttfucking last night.

Jane: ah right, then it was just a spert.

by LordSperta October 20, 2021

Serton

"Serton" is a weirdcore game on Roblox and a phrase! It means "Certain on living here". This can be used instead of saying that you don't want to live in this world!

Jhonny: I am serton!

by Glamrock Freddy January 30, 2022

Sertodansia

The crave for dessert after dinner/supper.

“My Sertodansia is kicking in”

“I really want brownies right now”

by Makin’ some words February 28, 2022

Sertave

Delicious, Delectable, Wonderful, or Good

This pork sandwich is quite sertave!

by upnorthslangs July 31, 2023

shik-shert

A "shik-shert" is the female, non-Jewish soulmate of a Jewish person.

It is a portmanteau of Yiddish words "shiksa" meaning "non-jewish woman" and "bashert" meaning "destiny" (often used as slang for "soulmate").

I want to propose to my shik-shert, but I am afraid my bubbe will never speak to me again.

by anonymous_persons October 12, 2017

Snert

Verb
The action of expelling orally ingested substances out of the nasal passages.

I laughed so hard I snerted my drink!

by Mittens, Attorney At Law January 21, 2018

spertus delicti

to locate a prime parking space when in dire need of one

Wow a spertus delicti, how cosmic is that!

by CjB August 20, 2007