sitting bull

Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.

The sitting bull is my favorite sexual position!

by VeronikaDaze February 21, 2011

Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.

Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"

by hurleynator August 14, 2006

sitting at mile high stadium

When a girl rides a large penis; causing her to rise to high altitudes

Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?

Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.

by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 9, 2009

sitting ovation

An absolutely bang-on music blog at sittingovation.com

Have you seen the latest nutty recommendation from Sitting Ovation? It's a solid music suggestion.

by sittingovation April 6, 2017

sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.

"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."

by cdb1 December 12, 2021

Sitting on my lap while standing

When someone stands that close to you for no reason at all that its ridiculously awkward...

Molly: ah ha how gay is tang...

Me: yo son back it up a lil, yo sittin on my lap standin!

Sitting on my lap while standing... lol

by BigLeet November 2, 2008

Sitting On Your Thumbs

A term meaning commonly used to mean overweight and lazy, as the act of sitting on one’s thumb implies that they aren’t doing any work and are “flattening” the finger with their weight.

John: “You have been doing nothing except sitting on your thumbs all day, that’s why none of the other employees like you and you’re clinically obese.”

by wordsmith113 July 20, 2021