A poop that is so long that one end sits in the bottom hole of the toilet while the other comes up out of hole and rests on the rim of the toilet hole. Said poop may or may not protrude from the water, which begins to cross over into the rim sitting iceberg territory.
by Señor Hanky March 18, 2022
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Angus: hey look theirs a dog
Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss
Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit
Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter
Nathan: (runs over and starts stroking the dog) ohhhh yeeeeesssss
Angus: hey, can anyone look after my dog for a bit
Nathan: oh yes ! Me I'll do it, I'm a dog sitter
by Simon pidgley June 30, 2016
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If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."
by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011
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Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.
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The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
The opposite of a half sitter.
In a half-sitter, one poops without having made full contact with the toilet, whereas in a double sitter, one has already wiped and washed, and after concluding the poop must return very soon after.
A: “Damn bro, why did you walk out of the bathroom, stop, and immediately turn around and go back?”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
B: “My poop turned into a double sitter”
by anonymous August 18, 2021
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Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
Joe: Why?
Mike: He's a twitter sitter!
Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!
by blaine.alan April 27, 2009
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