sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

simplify

fancy word to explain you want less

Marie: "Can you simplify your essay?"
Emma:"Sure I'll make it shorter."

by ahahahahahahahahq February 17, 2020

simping4jack

A hot as hell person who goes by Luciel

"Hey have you heard of simping4jack?"
"Yes they are hot as hell"

by Rumi...Rowan July 5, 2021

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011

ghetto simplicity

a. when something is just simply ghetto.

b. someone or something thats just straight from the gutter or very oddly unorthodox; unseemly not right

c. astray

ghetto simplicity: Jane wore tube sock with her new pumps to work. She has so much ghetto simpliciy.

by Niqua @@ May 22, 2011

Self-Sampling

Verb- When a person proceeds to taste or eat they’re own fluids but usually in a sexual manner.

Mark blew a load onto Dina and her face and licked it off doing a little Self-Sampling

by Murphy M. MacMurphy November 28, 2019