Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation

Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.

by boustrophodonik October 4, 2010

Singling

term used to tell the bartender, you're just buying a drink for yourself, not a round

" Hey, are you buying another round for your table ? "

" No. I'm just singling, bring me just a Dewars on the rocks "

by DEWARS February 2, 2010

Vermin-Signalling

Definition:

verb. adj. The act or quality of another act that describes the signalling (typically quoting with annotation on social media) to the broader audience that vermin (a stupid person or person(s) responsible for a stupid action) has been identified.

History:
An illogical compound adjective that was most likely originally made up by some social media tryhard whom has little regard for grammatical qualities. Please refer to the original definition posted on Urban Dictionary to admire the irony.

The very posting of this definition may be considered vermin-signalling.

by TheTopMostDog October 30, 2020

trad-signalling

A form of virtue signalling found in online far right circles where one tries to gain as much ideological street cred as possible by connecting themselves to highly traditional and conservative groups/ideas from the past. Typically this takes the form of bragging about being devoutly christian with lots of kids, a stay at home wife, and links to famous historical figures in thier anscestry, or in some cases to posess a particularly pure white anscestry thats even better than anybody elses whiteness.

Trad-signalling often utilizes some pretty overt undertones regarding racial purity and proving whiteness. This often backfires hilariously when prolonged association reveals the individual to be complete hypocrites/frauds who can't actually live up to the ideas and values they supposedly espouse. This phenomenon is particularly common in the many alt-right and racial extremist groups operating on chat services like telegram or discord.

Nobody cares about your stupid trad-signalling steve. I saw you sharing lolicon hentai earlier today in the NSFW channel.

by TCAT1117 February 7, 2021

Virtual Signalling

A virtual world created by racists in which any criticism of their world can't possibly be because they are wrong, but because their critic is "virtue-signalling".

A cosy world that filters out all real world racism and replaces it with stunning graphics portraying realistic snowflakes and liberal elites.

Wow! These virtual signalling glasses are amazing! The graphics are so realistic. You could really believe that you are surrounded by virtue-signalling liberal snowflakes!

by librulcuck December 20, 2018

Signing Off

This is someone's favorite catchphrase
This is what he believes will help him get to space

Aaron: I am going to be signing off!
European: you are my idol and yh Aaron Thomas signing off!!!

by UncleDaddy_XD_LOL December 30, 2019