Schwomo

Schwuler HOMO

You are a Schwomo

by Klaus November 25, 2003

shmomoe

Somewon or something who cannot intelligently defend themselves in physical combat or in oral confrontations.

Bill o'riley is such a shmomoe, ho only has a range of ,like, 2 insults...

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

shlomp

originated from the famous ikea advert.

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"

by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004

Shomar

A guy who is a complete dickhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"

oh shit, there is a shomar coming by.... DARN.... he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question

by shomar=fag April 2, 2010

Shmomoloboe

A group of people that cannot intelligently defend themselves in way of oral confrontation or physical combat.

That freshman group is such a Shmomoloboe

by OmegaZero_Alpha September 21, 2005

Shome

Stopping everything to go home to shit.

We need to cancel the 10 am meeting because I need an hour to go shome.

by Big Jenn Z September 20, 2018

SHOM

SHOM is a ship for Shan and Tom. This ship is the best ship out there and they also like chairs a lot. There is a famous jacket involved in this relationship. And they like to wiggle their fingers for 10 seconds before hugging each other and they have to say it's me who is it its tom and Shan has to say it's me who is it it's Shan. There could be a wedding soon!They also like the character sonic a lot .

I really want to be in a SHOM kind of relationship

by SHOM SHIPPER 3000 January 28, 2019