Gone shroomin’

Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.

“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”

by scaglad October 2, 2018

To shpoof

To cuddle intensely laying down, with arms and legs interlocked, facing one another.

My favorite activity was to shpoof.
I loved shpoofing Anini, I'd give my left kidney, just for one last shpoof with her.

by raspberryboss June 29, 2022

Lay off the shrooms

Something that is said to somebody in jest when they make a statement that is so outrageous, it would seem that their mind has been affected by the use of the psychedelic drug.

Rob: i was listening to some slayer earlier \m/

Vince: yeah they're just alright. You know, they're okay.

Rob: You need to lay off the shrooms bro, you're trippin'. Slayer is fucking awesome!

by BigG845 October 1, 2017

shroomboy

Shitty degenerates who mostly strive to attack people, usually a big group of shitty friends but they're now expanding their awful, awful pack.
They originate from G+, and aren't as special anymore.

Jesse: Aren't you glad that James of the shroomboy's got suspended? If only it was permanent..
Hannah: Yeah, he's pretty gay, dude. He doesn't deserve the respect he gets.

by KONC January 7, 2018

shroomy

behavior charateristic of one under the influence of mushrooms.

"You see that guy on the basketball court who just stares at the lights, and never grabs the ball? Yeah, shroomy."

by Jack--the dude April 20, 2006

Shroomie

Best friend, buddy, or roommate that you do shrooms with. You can use this term to call your friends even if you don't do shrooms, or do shrooms with them. In other words, you can just be good friends with them and not do shrooms, or just not do shrooms with them, or you can. It goes either way. Alternatively, "shroomie" can just mean good friend.

Supp, shroomie?

OR:

Person 1: Watchya doin' this weekend?
Person 2: Oh not much, just chillin' with my shroomies.

by kittykatmeow! April 10, 2008

shrooms

something that God put on this world to open up a mental gateway and help us better understand what the real purpose and meaning of life is, but is used by few due to the fact that the fuckin government makes it out to be a bad thing and therefore illegalized it

adam and eve probably first discovered God after eating the shrooms he conveniently placed in the garden. what the fuck does that tell you??

by Khronic April 16, 2006