fuck shovel

An insult that compares the insultee to that of nothing less than a dick, which is clearly a synonym. Far worse than motherfucker, fuck shovel delivers the punch the balls you've been looking for.

Rex: Go make a sandwich.
Kiley: Fuck off, fuck shovel. I do what I want.

by Kiley Brobert December 21, 2010

Shovel

Another word for a Ho. So you can mock them in secret. This stems from a ho being a garden tool.

Jack: Wow, Look at The future Shovels!
James: Future?

by Stephanie--------- October 28, 2008

shovel slam

The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.

I totally shovel slammed my teacher. He has an imprint of my penis on his cheek.

by Jesus' Goochole November 17, 2006

Truffle shovel

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016

Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008

Le Shovel

A hairstyle where the fringe is flicked up like a shovel.

Damien Mullens hair is le shovel

by babababa12345 July 13, 2009

Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.

"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"

by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008