shpants

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

shobanar

Spanglish infinitive, meaning to fall over hysterically. Has irregular conjugation. (see below)

Irregular conjugation of shobanar in the present tense:
I shobano
you shobanas
he/she/"Ud." shobana
we shobanamos
y'all shobanais
them/"Uds." shobanan

(conjugation in other tenses is normal)

Shobana, the Dire One, is often caught shobanando over obvious wires, sticks, walls, and any other possible obstructions. She also commonly shobana over thin air.

"What a banana, Shobie shobana over that desk in eighth period, when I don't even touch her."

by Ar!bah♥ June 1, 2009

Shopaholic

One who is addicted to shopahol

I my wallet got blitzed on black friday as a result of too much shopahol. I am a shopaholic.

by rihcie November 27, 2009

shipanski

the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob

last night roxy was giving me a shit blowjob so i gave her the shipanski

by jimmyjonjonkin February 2, 2009

shapangleonomy

the study of flying shapes slaying retarded unicorns with rabies in a geometry class

Because my geometry teacher never took shapangleonomy, he didn't know how to get rid of all the flying shapes and mentally challenged unicorns with rabies.

by Jonny-Schnouzehncoker December 17, 2008

shpankies

Another word for cash, usually in the context of 10 dollar bills and 5 dollar bills.

''Well i have ten shpankies that says you are going to take me to the beach''

''He already owes me five shpankies from last time"

by His Royal Freshniss January 21, 2011

shpants

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"

Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.

by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011