Shmoiler

Taken from the word “shmoil” this word is used to describe a smoking device. Juul, Sourin, etc.

Yo let me hit your shmoiler real quick

Where’s your shmoiler that shit hits different.

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

Shmoigle

A shmoigle is a bear that is extremely crippled and eats a gallon of fungus everyone hour. This bear is normally depressed but if you get to know it it will get freaky

Person1: Hey did you see that shmoigle?

Person 2: Yah it was so CRIPPLED

Person1:It ate so much fungus

by friedchickenteehee October 27, 2019

shmoiger

Pronounced : SH-MOY-GUR
A shmoiger is a word commonly used by jews and it means someone who is an idiotic dumb person.
Ex: DeBlasio and Cuomo are shmoigers.

Mayor Bill Deblasio is a shmoiger.

by Teitch October 15, 2020

Shmiddium

Similar to the words 'Shlong', or 'Shlort' but suggesting a persons 'Shmiddium' is in fact, Medium.

Hey so how was it last night with Tyler? I heard he's got a Shlong.

Meh more like a Shmiddium.

by Reid C February 19, 2021

shmodi

Slang for highly potent marijuana

Otherwise known as, dank, gas, dodi, dro.

Person: Wanna smoke some shmodi?

Person: fuck yea!

by Bigdicksugal February 9, 2021

Shmeid

A seller in every game you play

We lost the game, shmeid sold!

by mazerw2 April 13, 2021

shmovid

When your buddy chris is worried about covid because ashton is toooooo close for his comfort. So you replace covid with shmovid to cure chris problems and worries about coivid

chris: Hey you know about covid right
Person: Covid Shmovid silly

by bramptonbodyworks October 15, 2021