Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023

Shmigler

When you discover a young lad from whinmoor who’s has a body built like a cheese string and stinks of lard

Yo Jackson, you’re a straight shmigler you.

by anonymous December 2, 2023

shnaglehyde

A nonsense insult to call someone. It sounds oddly aggressive if used correctly.

SHUT UP YOU PATHETIC SHNAGLEHYDE!

by GOOBER LOVER February 3, 2024

shmalleah

shmalleah is a chicken wrap god. her habitat is the sky where she generates chicken wraps for casual yutes on earth and floated them down.

Person A: “Mhhm.. this wrap is so good !”
Person B: “bless shmaalleah”
Person A:“whos shmalleah”

Person B: “the chicken wrap god, she crafted that masterpiece ur eating”
Person A: “well thanks then shmalleah”
Both: “bless shamlleah !”

by nishandlishlovesnackwraps January 2, 2025

shmakleneeg

A person attracted to rhinoceros balls

That man is a shmakleneeg

by morganfleet January 10, 2026

Shmiglet

That little annoying extra bit of nail that gets left behind when you decide to randomly pull out a hangnail

"Aw dang it, theres still a bit of shmiglet stuck in my thumb"

by Feeferson January 16, 2026

finn o shmagen

you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too

finn o shmagen is a cool dude

by pickle01010 May 3, 2024