you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

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You little shit

the way to correctly address a friend in late 2010. may be used instead of 'dude', 'man', or 'mate'. May be considered disrespectful to people not on a first name basis or higher authorities. Not intended to be disrespectful when addressing a friend.

Hey, you little shit, here's your pencil I borrowed.

by His royal electedness November 7, 2010

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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.

Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.

by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010

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you're shit

"You're shit" translates into 你是狗屎 in Chinese, a common expression used by Chinese parents to express their displeasure towards their offsprings when a grade of A+ hasn't been achieved.

Father: Hey son, is that duuh A- in Engrish?
Son: Yeah?
Father: You're shit.

by Mike McJohnson Peter January 22, 2014

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Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better

Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

by Pimpjuice 1234 June 23, 2018