shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

crustyloving snotfaced pigeon

when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.

OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!

by random gangsta April 18, 2008

Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers August 3, 2007

shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfacebooking

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.

She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.

by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010