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slick shit face

the face one makes when a turd is unusualy slick and comes out slow and steady.
man i just took a crap it was so smooth i had to hit a slick shit face
by project patty cakes February 16, 2007
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shit face cockmaster

the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up
fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face
by ed is awesome June 18, 2008
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shitfacecockmaster

someone who has shit on their face and is a master of cocks
Jonny your a shitfacecockmaster you know that?
by Andy Perry February 16, 2004
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 17, 2010
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SHIPFACED

SOMEONE WHO IS REALLY BAD AT DOING MARA RUNS IN CLASSIC WOW
DID YOU SEE HOW SHIPFACED THAT GUY WAS YESTERDAY IN THAT MARA RUN
by SHIPFACEDSUCKS April 7, 2020
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shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.
I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.
by weyus August 5, 2010
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Shiteface

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading
That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms
by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009
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