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tactical shitface

When you tactically time getting wasted to not fuck you over later.
Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”
by Edy Francis December 3, 2017
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shitface

what my dad calls me every time he sees me :(
by Faze_Sad_Boi July 4, 2019
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shitfaced A.F

by i a bom bum June 19, 2018
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ShitFace

Someone who doesn't give two fucks about life and is drunk as hell.
by StepSisLookinThicc March 10, 2021
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Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you
"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023
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Shitfaced

Person 1: "Bro, look at jack, he is so shitfaced right now."
Person 2: "I know, right?"
by A_Gay_Panda February 7, 2022
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The Shitfaced John

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.
this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?
by masters of mixology September 23, 2011
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