shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.

Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.

by DannyProvidence February 21, 2008

shitflickers

Pointy shoes which are used to pick up shit and then to flick that shit into somebody's face.

"woah, look at that girls' SHITFLICKERS"
i love you ryan,u'll always be my baby!!!

by bellagry September 16, 2005

shitbucket

an annoying person, usually referred to as "stupid", or "get away from me (persons name here) can be used as an insult or as a friendly jest. Someone whos done something stupid. Literally "you have stepped in a bucket of shit " from the days in which people didnt have toilets. A witty remark.

todd man, u totally just spazed at mark, you shitbucket!

by gillian May 3, 2004

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003

shitdick

used as one word, the result of having anal intercourse and being left with fecies on the penis. Can be used as an insult for someone who landed themself in a bad situation, as an exclamation, or as a noun describing a bad situation.

Damn, that's shitdick man.
Yo, that girl gave you shitdick?
wow, you're such a shitdick.
Shitdick! i hate it when that happens.

by berishnicoff December 28, 2005

Shitkickery

When a shitkicker enters English equestrian competition

The cowgirl tried to elevate herself from shitkickery by performing in the English equestrian competition.

by Shitkickery December 2, 2018